December 8, 2022
College Football Championship Weekend Takeaways: Told You So
Guess the winner of a game and you’re a genius. A philosopher. Einstein-meets-Aristotle with a touch of Jon Hamm (because being right is for hot people). But if you so much as miss one piece of a 10-leg parlay, you are nothing. You’re a knuckle-dragging savage who probably doesn’t even watch the games. That’s why we feel such a rush of joy when we get to say: told you so.
December 2, 2022
College Football Viewing Guide (Championship Week)
It was just yesterday that Florida quarterback Anthony Richardson was a leading Heisman candidate, that Oregon was a complete fraud because it lost by 46 to Georgia, that Texas was going to dominate the Big 12 because it lost by one to Alabama.
November 24, 2022
College Football Viewing Guide (Rivalry Week)
Some weeks I feel really inspired to write a long intro and ease y’all into what’s going on. Some weeks need that. Not this one. You know what time it is. It’s time to throw those records out and get fired up to watch teams that just DO NOT like each other. It’s Rivalry Week. ...
November 20, 2022
College Football Week 12 Takeaways: Embrace the Inevitable
After 11 weeks of college football, the final tapestry of the 2022 season is starting to take shape. Still, even when we think we know how everything will conclude, none of us really do. Except for me. This week, I am telling you exactly what is going to happen, with no reservations about embarrassing myself. ...
November 17, 2022
College Football Viewing Guide (Week 12)
College football is the greatest sport in the world. Blink, and you might miss it. Just a handful of Saturdays every year. And then, we anticipate for what seems like forever, like a kid on an interminable Christmas Eve. The shortness of its season is its unique beauty.