Click Chorus: Dec. 20, 2010

December 20, 2010

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by UCLA alumnus Sean Astin, aka Rudy, aka the guy from Encino Man, aka a hobbit of some sort. I imagine even Rudy isn’t thrilled with Rick Neuheisel’s wily offseason panic-fest. ***** • Maryland coach Ralph Friedgen was named ACC Coach of the year a few weeks ago. The reward for his efforts? A nice cool can of Take the Buyout, You’re Fired. He has yet to take a sip. • Oh and Mike Leach will be the Terps’ next coach. Or he won’t. Either way. • Three bowls happened. Yahoo!!!!! has the specifics. . . .

Click Chorus: Dec. 17, 2010

December 17, 2010

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Legends of the Hidden Temple, a show that obviously foretold Big Ten happenings years into the future. Spooky. ***** —Join The Solid Verbal Bowl Pick ‘Em Here— • LSU discovered some LSU violations and have punished themselves. Raise your hand if you thought nonsensical offensive playcalling was an actual violation. Who knew? • ESPN’s Andrea Adelson tells you all you need to know about this weekend’s bowl action — New Mexico, New Orleans, and the uSomething Humanitarian. • There may be upwards of … wait for it … thousands of people attending the . . .

Click Chorus: Dec. 13, 2010

December 13, 2010

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly, who I saw on a Texas sideline once (but didn’t take this picture). Mack Brown has since blamed them for this season’s slide. ***** • Since we last spoke, everybody has hired a new coach (image via). Ahem: Florida convinced Texas DC Will Muschamp (and his wristband) to leave the Austin Tire Fire for the Gainesville Tire Fire. EDSBS’s Spencer Hall reacts and makes it about blowfish sushi. Of course he does. Miami hired Solid Verbal Guest (and Temple coach) Al Golden. He once hosted a training video. . . .

Click Chorus: Nov. 29, 2010

November 29, 2010

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Vanilla Ice. I have no idea if he’s a fan of Miami football and/or Randy Shannon, but I can no longer hear anyone say “A1A” without yelling out, “Beachfront Avenue!!!” so I’m sliding him in today. ***** • TCU is joining the Big East and it will join in all sports (after the 2011-12 academic year). It’s about time — Coach Gary Patterson can finally tell Texas kids they’ll get to play on Thursday nights in Piscataway, NJ. Where do I sign? • Miami fired coach Randy Shannon and won’t hire Jon Gruden. . . .