Click Chorus: May 17, 2011

May 17, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you once again by NC State alumnus Zach Galafianakis, star of Between Two Ferns and other things that may come out soon. ***** • Ole Miss dismissed DE Delvin Jones and LB Clarence Jackson after they were arrested for public drunkenness. It was not the first trouble either had been in. I know, right? • CBS’s Dennis Dodd proposes an idea to have Auburn-Alabama scrimmage in August to raise money for tornado relief. It’s such a good idea that it isn’t even his. Don’t worry, no credit was given. • Illinois AD Ron Guenther announced his . . .

Click Chorus: Dec. 20, 2010

December 20, 2010

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by UCLA alumnus Sean Astin, aka Rudy, aka the guy from Encino Man, aka a hobbit of some sort. I imagine even Rudy isn’t thrilled with Rick Neuheisel’s wily offseason panic-fest. ***** • Maryland coach Ralph Friedgen was named ACC Coach of the year a few weeks ago. The reward for his efforts? A nice cool can of Take the Buyout, You’re Fired. He has yet to take a sip. • Oh and Mike Leach will be the Terps’ next coach. Or he won’t. Either way. • Three bowls happened. Yahoo!!!!! has the specifics. . . .

Click Chorus: Dec. 17, 2010

December 17, 2010

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Legends of the Hidden Temple, a show that obviously foretold Big Ten happenings years into the future. Spooky. ***** —Join The Solid Verbal Bowl Pick ‘Em Here— • LSU discovered some LSU violations and have punished themselves. Raise your hand if you thought nonsensical offensive playcalling was an actual violation. Who knew? • ESPN’s Andrea Adelson tells you all you need to know about this weekend’s bowl action — New Mexico, New Orleans, and the uSomething Humanitarian. • There may be upwards of … wait for it … thousands of people attending the . . .