The Thursday Proverbs (10/7)

October 7, 2010

As part of SolidVerbal.com’s continued efforts to infuse your life with an obscene amount of college football randomness, we are pleased to introduce the Thursday Proverbs, a new spot with no format or function, but plenty of room to explore the studio space. Mainly because the Solid Verbal Allentown studio is my old bedroom. There’s an enormously popular song on the radio right now with Rihanna and Eminem. In it, Rihanna sticks to her standard boilerplate of singing a quick verse in exchange for, presumably, eleventy billion dollars. In the same song, Eminem also threatens to tie a woman to . . .