Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Will Muschamp’s Rod Blagojavich hair. I’m glad the BlagoBangs are now spreading and finding good homes in places like Gainesville.

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• Oklahoma State OC Dana Holgorsen may soon be West Virginia OC Dana Holgorsen and shortly thereafter, West Virginia head coach Dana Holgorsen.

EDSBS has a West Virginia conversation that never happened that, naturally, concluded in a whittling contest.

• Chris Brown of SmartFootball drops some Smart Notes, including some Leach/Holgorsen comparisons and Will Muschamp thoughts. I feel smarter already.

• Iowa‘s drug testing policies were somehow compromised. The policies are expected to improve upon the previous firewall of a coach asking, “So, uh, are you on drugs?”

• Nebraska will lose money going to the Holiday Bowl. Majesty!! Tradition!!

New Miami coach Al Golden is able to write and/or collate.

• Florida DC Teryl Austin is expected to take Texas’s open defensive coordinator position. Unless you get there first.

New Florida coach WIll Muschamp is going to a pro-style offense. QB John Brantley has no idea what this means for John Brantley.

• USC‘s best two linemen are leaving early for the NFL Draft. I. am. shocked.

• Nike unveiled “new’ bowl uniforms for Oregon, Boise State, Florida, and TCU that essentially amount to new their old uniforms with a garnish of parsley.

• SI.com has a random playoff simulator that lets you see what happens when you press buttons. I was about to question the credibility/relevance of this, but then I noticed that it was sponsored by Mike’s Hard Lemonade, so you know it must be legit.

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Today’s Video of the Day teaches you how to study. And dance like Carlton. Works for me.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZY5Y8Dg5RU

Enjoy your Wednesday.

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