The Tues Cruise: Arnaz Battleship
Ty and Dan engage in naval warfare, attempting to sink each other’s faulty preseason assumptions in the most dangerous game of college football superiority: Arnaz Battleship.
College Football Week 8 Recap
Ty and Dan rehash the weekend’s big upset by Illinois and unofficially restart the Illini “Drive for Six”, and walk back through Penn State’s big home victory, Oregon’s triumph in Seattle, Missouri’s confusing loss, and the quiet consistency of Matt Rhule’s “Smocktober”. Plus, an unexpected shootout in Austin, multiple overtimes in the ACC, Tua’s jersey nameplate, the artist formerly known as Tropical Storm Nesto, and much more.
College Football Week 8 Picks and Previews
Ty and Dan snap, crackle and pop their way through Week 8, as Oregon-Washington and Michigan-Penn State headline a less meaty (but still beefy!) slate of Week 8 games. Plus, Baylor’s trip to Stillwater, the return of the Muschamp Bowl, Baylor’s quiet 6-0, and the curious case of live mascots in the early 1900s.
The Tues Cruise: Message in a Bottle
Ty and Dan set sail for the high seas and stumble upon a trove of college football messages floating in bottles, wondering from afar about Michigan’s offense, Georgia’s egg, a revised top 10, the Heisman Trophy, hyphenated stadiums and more.
College Football Week 7 Recap
Ty and Dan recap South Carolina’s stunning victory over Georgia, LSU’s statement win over Florida, Oklahoma’s sackfest in the Red River Shootout, Penn State’s road win in Iowa City, and much more. Plus, USC’s backdoor cover, Baylor’s heartbreak warfare, the Lynn Bowdenification of Kentucky’s offense, and a grassroots campaign to get College GameDay to Minnesota.
College Football Week 7 Picks and Previews
Ty and Dan inspect a worldwide Week 7 and ponder passing stats in the Red River Shootout, point totals in Penn State-Iowa, game plans in USC-Notre Dame, and their level of Trask Trust heading into Florida-LSU.
The Tues Cruise: Search Areas and Tugboats
Ty and Dan scour an area twice the size of Texas in search for some lost-at-sea offenses, figure out if the distance between teams in big upcoming matchups (Florida vs. Georgia, Ohio State vs. Penn State, etc) are gulfs, bays, or lagoons, and then figure out how much towing work is needed for tugboats to drag some very specific teams to bowl eligibility. And there’s a phallic salamander? A wrestler? Or something?
College Football Week 6 Recap
Ty and Dan walk back through Truth Hurts Saturday with dramatic drive chart readouts from Iowa-Michigan and Auburn-Florida, a closer look at Ohio State’s electric offense, a moment of reflection over the state of the Pac-12 and much more. Plus, an infrastructure suggestion for Ames, a name change in Louisville, and another record for Joe Burrow.
College Football Week 6 Picks and Previews
Ty and Dan channel their inner Lizzo and take a closer look at Truth Hurts Saturday, as Iowa travels to Michigan, Auburn heads to The Swamp, and Ohio State welcomes Sparty to Columbus. Plus, a quandary involving an open-faced-revenge-letdown game, Brian VanGorder’s homecoming, college football’s new Bryant Moniz, and more!