Bradley Hohulin

Introduction Congratulations! A totally nondescript former college football powerhouse in the American Midwest — let’s call it, oh I don’t know, Penbraskigan State — has hired you to be its head coach. Throughout your tenure you will face a variety of challenging, arguably impossible decisions. To fend off the bloodthirsty legions of fans and boosters, ...

Whether you’re pursuing a Bachelor’s degree in finance or a gold star in Ms. Woodburn’s pre-K class, Halloween is a special occasion for undergraduates everywhere. This holiday might perplex you, but it’s not all that different from your everyday life as a human in 2021. Months of putting on a brave face and pretending to ...

Firing of college football coaches linked to being gross, also not being particularly good at coaching Hohulin B., Certified Dummy, Solid Verbal Research Institute Abstract College football coaches (totus clipboardus) are a highly sought-after genus of organisms in the American deep South. Louisiana State University, a thriving colony of swamp people located in the bayous ...

After six weeks of college football, we’re finally getting some answers to the questions that have perplexed us all season. However, some teams still haven’t circled a response to arguably the most important question in the game — who is your quarterback? Unlike the majority of problems in college football, quarterback controversies aren’t deeply entrenched ...

Dearest Player, Thank you for purchasing this copy of Playoffoly, college football’s most beloved board game since 2014. While I’m sure you and your friends are eager to dive into the fast-paced world of trading poll spots and earning national recognition, it’s important you understand the rules first. Just put yourself in the shoes of ...

It’s the coziest, spookiest, most Instagrammable time of the year. At long last, fall is here. Whether your instinct is to curl up next to a crackling fireplace with a good book or try out a new recipe — check back in next week for slightly naughty, super scrumptious pear tartlets — there’s no wrong ...

Head Football Coach University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA    Two weeks ago | 0 applicants Full Time 10,001+ employees · Higher Education Actively recruiting Apply Now Are you a somewhat motivated self-starter with a loose interest in succeeding marginally? Where others see a clear path to the College Football Playoff, do you see ...

Going to college can be tricky. Be it clothes, textbooks, or your high school significant other, it’s easy to completely forget about certain things when moving in. As we enter Week Three of the college football season, it’s clear some teams left a few crucial items behind — specifically, their offenses. Whether it was Clemson ...

As fall approaches, summer flings across the nation draw to a close. Perhaps you enjoyed a brief tryst with the NBA playoffs or a magical, once-in-four-years dalliance with the Olympic games. Now, it’s time to get serious and dive back into the dating pool. Week One, you went on first dates with a slew of ...