Bradley Hohulin

Bowl games are some of the most meaningless, vacuous, financially motivated spectacles in all of sport. They are also quite possibly the best thing in the world, so you need to be prepared if you want to enjoy them maximally.

Guess the winner of a game and you’re a genius. A philosopher. Einstein-meets-Aristotle with a touch of Jon Hamm (because being right is for hot people). But if you so much as miss one piece of a 10-leg parlay, you are nothing. You’re a knuckle-dragging savage who probably doesn’t even watch the games. That’s why we feel such a rush of joy when we get to say: told you so.

Whether your team just capped off a 1-11 season or finished with 11 wins, almost all of us are feeling a little spurned right now. Today, let’s figure out who’s the saltiest.

After 11 weeks of college football, the final tapestry of the 2022 season is starting to take shape. Still, even when we think we know how everything will conclude, none of us really do. Except for me. This week, I am telling you exactly what is going to happen, with no reservations about embarrassing myself. ...

After Week 11 of the college football season, we honor the lovable losers who got one in the win column. Don’t get me wrong; we will absolutely go back to making fun of them next week. Just enjoy it while you can.

Week 10 of the college football season brought its own fair share of decisive eliminations. These are just a handful of the contestants whose seasons came to an untimely end over the weekend.

Instead of pretending to be someone we aren’t, we’re going to face the scary things head-on. After nine thrilling weeks of college football, here are some of the scariest things the season has to offer.

Amid life’s many uncomfortable necessities, apologies may be the most crucial. The same is true in the world of college football, in which fans draw wild conjecture before players have even set foot on the gridiron. Every once in a while, you simply have to be the bigger person and own up to your mistakes.

Teams fire coaches in year two, coaches bench the starting quarterback in game three, and Rutgers fans beg God to put them out of their misery while they’re still in the prime of their life. But believe it or not, some teams are actually right on pace. Others are even ahead of schedule! Let’s run through some teams to discern whether you as a fan should be upset or should learn a little patience — as if that’s going to happen anytime soon.