December 8, 2022
College Football Championship Weekend Takeaways: Told You So
Guess the winner of a game and you’re a genius. A philosopher. Einstein-meets-Aristotle with a touch of Jon Hamm (because being right is for hot people). But if you so much as miss one piece of a 10-leg parlay, you are nothing. You’re a knuckle-dragging savage who probably doesn’t even watch the games. That’s why we feel such a rush of joy when we get to say: told you so.
November 20, 2022
College Football Week 12 Takeaways: Embrace the Inevitable
After 11 weeks of college football, the final tapestry of the 2022 season is starting to take shape. Still, even when we think we know how everything will conclude, none of us really do. Except for me. This week, I am telling you exactly what is going to happen, with no reservations about embarrassing myself. ...
October 24, 2022
College Football Week 8 Takeaways: It’s Time to Apologize
Amid life’s many uncomfortable necessities, apologies may be the most crucial. The same is true in the world of college football, in which fans draw wild conjecture before players have even set foot on the gridiron. Every once in a while, you simply have to be the bigger person and own up to your mistakes.
October 17, 2022
College Football Week 7 Takeaways: Is Your Team on Schedule?
Teams fire coaches in year two, coaches bench the starting quarterback in game three, and Rutgers fans beg God to put them out of their misery while they’re still in the prime of their life. But believe it or not, some teams are actually right on pace. Others are even ahead of schedule! Let’s run through some teams to discern whether you as a fan should be upset or should learn a little patience — as if that’s going to happen anytime soon.