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Ahhh. What a nice, relaxing offseason that was. At least, I assume so. I sort of unplugged after the National Championship and spent the majority of the last three months working a corporate internship, honing myself into a value-extracting weapon of capitalism the likes of which your freshman-year econ professor could only dream. But all ...

We’re rounding into the season, which means it’s time to let you in on the very best games for every Power 5 conference. I’ve plumbed the depths of the upcoming season and pulled up the tastiest morsels from the ocean of content headed your way this coming fall.  This list is in no way exhaustive, ...

There are an absolute ton of non-conference games to get excited about. Here are 7 must-see non-conference games you'll want to watch in 2022.

(Eric Espada / Getty Images) It may technically be the offseason for college football, but the ripple effects of this week’s National Signing Day and the 2022 recruiting class will be felt for years to come. It doesn’t take a long walk down the recruiting history road to realize that, when it comes to winning, ...

After the glorious fever dream that was the 2021 college football season, every major program is looking to ascend like the Georgia Bulldogs. Here’s what the nation’s top 10 teams must do this offseason to delude its fans into believing it will be next year’s breakthrough champion. 10. Oklahoma Construct a large barricade around the ...

Every college football season, there are teams that exceed, and others that fall well short of preseason expectations. Some are far more surprising than others. In this crazy season of ups and downs, full of top ten teams falling left and right, there were plenty of surprises. But which squads surprised us the most, and ...

So you’ve decided to bring a child into this world. Bold. It’s never too early to expose your little one to the bitter disappointment of adulthood. And hey, since you’re already planning on indoctrinating them into the borderline cult that is college football fandom, why not start there? Here are six crucial lessons from this ...

Well folks, we made it. Another season of college football nearly in the books. The only thing left is to determine one true champion. If y’all endured the grind of two absurdly boring New Year’s Six games, or (hopefully) just caught the highlights, you already know who’s playing. Alabama bested Cincinnati, impressing on the viewing ...

Welcome to the final Sneaky Stats column of the 2021 college football season! Michigan finally ended their season in embarrassing fashion like they usually do. Cincinnati was politely shown the door by Alabama’s clearly superior athletes. More semifinal blowouts and the furthest thing from drama. But now, we get a rematch between Jedi Master and ...