Today’s Chorus is brought to you by NYU graduate and Parks and Rec person Aubrey Plaza. So very glad to have her back on my Thursdays.


• The Arizona Republic is following BCS money. This could get derrrrrty.

• CBS’s Bruce Feldman has deserved praise for LSU CB Tyrann Mathieu, who’s now officially “The Honey Badger.”

• Toledo wants its (SHADY) loss to Syracuse reversed. Seems futile.

• Texas A&M has officially joined the SEC.

• Minnesota coach Jerry Kill suffered another seizure and readmitted himself to the hospital. Time will be taken to hopefully get all straightened out.

• Florida State CB Greg Reid was arrested on misdemeanor obstruction of justice and perjury charges. And it involved a scooter. This is all starting to feel very meltdown-y.

So that’s that for New Mexico coach Mike Locksley after a recruit got a DWI driving a car registered to Locksley. Feels like a no-no.

• ESPN‘s bloggers have conference power rankings and, screw it, power bowl projections. You can’t even begin to contain the power.

They also learned things. Good for them.

• SB Nation’s Bill Connelly is up in the weekend’s numbers. I think they got to second base.

I thought I told you that’s Stewart Mandel didn’t stop.

• The Wiz has your week four screengrabs. Cincy girl wins the week.


Today’s Video of the Day is Beats by Dry Cleaner.

Enjoy your Monday.

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