Click Chorus: Aug 31, 2011

August 31, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Vassar attendee Anthony Bourdain. If you haven’t seen this week’s No Reservations in Cajun country, you must hate food. Or have other, more interesting things to do with your time. ***** • Texas A&M will apply to leave the Big 12. Hurray. • CBS’s Dennis Dodd likes Oklahoma as a wire-to-wire #1 team. Or he just needed to write a column. • Eight Miami players have been suspended for the season opener at Maryland. Guess Jacory Harris‘s confidence will have to wait another week. • Oklahoma State is down two players for their . . .

Click Chorus: Aug 30, 2011

August 30, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by former dental student Sofía Vergara. She’ll soon return to all of our lives in wondrous HD.  ***** • Texas A&M absolutely did not send the Big 12 a withdrawl letter. Update: They almost assuredly will. • Top incoming Oklahoma freshman WR Trey Metoyer will be academically ineligible this season. Just between you and me, they’ll be fine. • ESPN’s Edward Aschoff profiles Mississippi State’s linebackers. Apparently, the key for them is “working hard.” Thanks for the insight, fellas. • Ohio State released its first depth chart with a big “OR” between Joe Bauserman . . .

Click Chorus: Aug 29, 2011

August 29, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Longhorn Network mascot McConaughey. Big week for him. ***** • Miami QB Jacory Harris thinks he’ll be playing in a week. I imagine it’ll be just that easy. • Also, Harris admires penguins, so there’s that. • ESPN has conference power rankings. They got the SWAC all wrong. Typical. • Texas A&M has around a week left before they’re OUT (maybe). • ESPN’s Ted Miller advises against counting Rick Neuheisel out. The Solid Verbal’s Dan Rubenstein says do whatever you want. • ESPN’s Ivan Maisel profiles Stanford coach David Shaw and David Shaw’s . . .

Click Chorus: Aug 26, 2011

August 26, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Minka Kelly. Gentlemen, start your engines. ***** • Arrest warrants for second degree battery (felony) have been issued for QB Jordan Jefferson and LB Josh Johns. Not good. • Eight Miami players are currently ineligible, including QB Jacory Harris. Time to grease some NCAA wheels, Hurricane boosters. • LSU WR Russell Shepard has been suspended indefinitely for a “compliance” issue surrounding the NCAA‘s investigation of Will Lyles. • SMU says it’s ready for some Big 12 football. Cute. • Pac-12 players talk about ASU LB Vontaze Burfict. They’re all wisely very careful with their . . .

Click Chorus: Aug 25, 2011

August 25, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Reed College attendee Steve Jobs. Fare thee well, sir. ***** • Tennessee S Janzen Jackson is out in Knoxville after multiple failed drug tests. Things got a little happier in SEC receiver meetings. • LSU QB Jordan Jefferson had his home searched by police, who took DNA swabs and looked for evidence in connection to Jefferson’s alleged role in a Baton Rouge bar fight last week. • Purdue QB Rob Henry tore an ACL, which means he’s a Purdue offensive skill position player. • The Big East needs points and they need ’em . . .