Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Penn attendee Elizabeth Banks. I feel no need to defend this choice.

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• ESPN has the choice quotes and stories from Day 2 of SEC Media Days. Choice, I say!

• SB Nation’s Spencer Hall sails and fishes with Mike Leach. It’s outstanding.

• Auburn coach Gene Chizik says his public conversation with an NCAA enforcement official at an SEC meeting was “not confrontational.” No big.

• CBS’s Brett McMurphy summarizes Georgia coach Mark Richt‘s turn at the SEC podium.

• Minnesota WR Da’Jon McKnight no longer eats breakfast burritos.

• Big East QBs are ranked. UConn has the distinct honor of last place with a Tecmo Super Bowl entry of “QB UConn.” Harsh.

• ESPN’s Ted Miller talks to Utah QB Jordan Wynn, who apparently has almost no power over any major Las Vegas resort hotels.

• Yahoo!!!!!!!’s Dr. Saturday previews North Carolina. Click if you want to see an uncomfortable Butch Davis face.

• USF TE Jeff Hawkins is out for the year. His ACL is a total jerk.

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Today’s Video of the Day is GirlFails. Pretty simple.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB8NOICP4kY

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