Today’s Chorus is brought to you by mustachio’d NYU attendee Sarah Silverman. Lady mustaches have yet to bore me.
• CBS’s Brett McMurphy talks SEC commissioner Mike Slive’s hopes and dreams for change in the SEC. If you read between the lines, dropping football as a conference sports seems like a real possibility.
• …And SEC coaches aren’t fans of hopes and dreams.
• SI.com’s Andy Staples thinks the NCAA will listen to Mike Slive and then not listen.
• ESPN has their own choice SEC quotes and moments.
• The NCAA‘s investigation into Auburn and the recruitment of Cam Newton continually has new life. Good thing coach Gene Chizik admonished an NCAA enforcement official at a rules meeting a few weeks ago. Whew!
• Texas A&M to the SEC! Texas A&M to the SEC! Texas A&M to the SEC! Or not.
• I hope you’re sitting down … LSU received outdated recruiting video from Will Lyles.
• Former (briefly) Florida RB and current Auburn RB Mike Blakely had his appeal to immediately play for the Tigers denied.
• Florida RB Jeff Demps is still considering a pro track career, which is good because he’s generally the fastest sprinting human in college.
• Texas talks Longhorn Network, which is going to be totally fair, you guys.
• The SJ Mercury News’s Jon Wilner examines the forthcoming Pac-12 Network. He thinks things will finally be coming up Milhouse (Time Warner)!
• How will the B1G respond to Mike Slive. Slowly?
• Big 12 position rankings are FINALLY here, and they’re brought to you by Texas, because legally, every sentence that contains “Big 12” must also contain “Texas.”
• SB Nation’s Bill Connelly previews Wisconsin, who now have an adjusted loss to UNLV. Cheer up Rebel fans, you now have a math win!
• SI.com’s Tim Layden reminisces about the best team he ever covered, the 1995 Nebraska squad, a team that still gives Steve Spurrier occasional night terrors.
• Auburn has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars … defending allegations tied to the recruitment of Cam Newton.
• ESPN’s commentator assignments for the 2011 season have been released. Things just got a little bit more Hawkins in here.
Today’s Video of the Day is Steve Nash being awesome at parking.
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