Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Miami attendee and Curb You Enthusiasm mainstay Jeff Garlin. Here’s to hoping that, at one point, Garlin yelled out, “IT’S ALL ABOUT DA U!”
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• Former Georgia coach Jim Donnan is accused of profiting off of a Ponzi scheme. I, I, I just have nothing.
• CBS’s Brett McMurphy thinks that if USF is FOR REALZ about succeeding in college football they need to leave Raymond James Stadium. For. Ev. Er.
• Everybody, this is Russell Wilson … Russell, this is everybody. Hurray!
• Is Cal coach Jeff Tedford going and making things so complicated? Maybe?
• Today’s July 18th, which means two things — 1. It’s Vin Diesel‘s birthday, and 2. B1G specialist rankings ARE OUT.
• ESPN’s Ted Miller reviews Pac-12 linebackers. We’re all grateful he led off with ASU MLB Vontaze Burfict, not only because it’s deserved, but also because the safety of Ted’s family was probably at stake.
• Former Georgia Tech C Sean Bedford wrote an open letter to the NCAA that ended with him saying they could pry his 1999 ACC championship ring from his “cold, dead finger.” Well okay then!
• Years after Larry Coker allegedly only used Rivals to recruit, he’s bringing college football to San Antonio.
• SB Nation’s Bill Connelly previews Oklahoma State. There’s a pretty good chance new OC Todd Monken is taking notes.
• Former Michigan WR Desmond Howard led a new class into the College Football Hall of Fame. Humbly.
• SI.com’s Stewart Mandel profiles Michigan coach Brady Hoke.
• As per my understanding of photography and art, Wyoming will be wearing giant, oversized helmets this fall.
• Yahoo!!!!!!!’s Dr. Saturday has a very specific set of WAC predictions.
• Georgia‘s loading up on touted recruits. Probably wise.
• Rivals profiles first-year starting QBs who could maybe (potentially) win some games.
• UCLA is getting Vanderbilt CB Jamie Graham, which is pretty much the final puzzle piece for the Bruins.
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Today’s Video of the Day is what happens when water jet packs don’t, um, jet.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he2a4xK8ctk
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