Today’s Chorus is brought to you by NYU alum Aubrey Plaza. Ugh, whatever.
• The other man in the Yahoo!!!!!! recruiting service story, Baron Flenory, opens up about his former recruiting service and defends allegations of steering kids to Oregon. Scandal!
• CBS Sports’s Adam Jacobi previews Nebraska’s spring. He’s as optimistic as anyone can be over spring practice.
• South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia has been suspended for the start of spring practice for disciplinary reasons stemming from having two girls in his hotel room pre-Chick fil A Bowl. I’m outraged.
• Missouri has to replace QB Blaine Gabbert. Luckily, they have pro surfer Laird Hamilton to make the tough QB decisions.
• Things are going to be “blue collar” at Florida, says new Florida coach Will Muschamp. Terrific. I hope this means the coach will operate a crane or do some welding before and after games.
• The lawyer who tipped off Ohio State coach Jim Tressel is receiving death threats. I can’t imagine why Kirk Herbstreit wanted to leave such a beautiful place.
• Rivals previews North Carolina’s spring. They do the same for NC State, only it links to the UNC page. Well-played!
• Colorado QB Tyler Hanson is doing an admirable job so far this spring, according to a guy named “Rip.”
• The first look EA Sports’s NCAA ’12. Sports Nerd Pr0n!!
Today’s Video of the Day is the best ukelele Journey cover ever done by an Israeli-born troubadour. Trust me.
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