Today’s Chorus is brought to you by NYU alum Aubrey Plaza. Ugh, whatever.

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The other man in the Yahoo!!!!!! recruiting service story, Baron Flenory, opens up about his former recruiting service and defends allegations of steering kids to Oregon. Scandal!

• CBS Sports’s Adam Jacobi previews Nebraska’s spring. He’s as optimistic as anyone can be over spring practice.

Speaking of which, here’s vintage Nebraska video inspiration. Go to seven minutes in and soak it all in. And by “it,” I mean an insane Christian Peter (via edsbs).

• South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia has been suspended for the start of spring practice for disciplinary reasons stemming from having two girls in his hotel room pre-Chick fil A Bowl. I’m outraged.

• Missouri has to replace QB Blaine Gabbert. Luckily, they have pro surfer Laird Hamilton to make the tough QB decisions.

Things are going to be “blue collar” at Florida, says new Florida coach Will Muschamp. Terrific. I hope this means the coach will operate a crane or do some welding before and after games.

Is Iowa under-signing? Possibly.

The lawyer who tipped off Ohio State coach Jim Tressel is receiving death threats. I can’t imagine why Kirk Herbstreit wanted to leave such a beautiful place.

• Rivals previews North Carolina’s spring. They do the same for NC State, only it links to the UNC page. Well-played!

• Colorado QB Tyler Hanson is doing an admirable job so far this spring, according to a guy named “Rip.”

• The first look EA Sports’s NCAA ’12. Sports Nerd Pr0n!!

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Today’s Video of the Day is the best ukelele Journey cover ever done by an Israeli-born troubadour. Trust me.



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