Today’s Chorus is brought to you, once again, by Natalie Portman. I’m told she’ll pregnantly win an Oscar on Sunday. I can’t imagine that there’s any other reason to watch in earnest.
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• SI.com’s Stewart Mandel fires a shot across the bow at Tennessee AD Mike Hamilton, the man responsible for hiring coaches accusing of violating NCAA rules in both of the school’s major revenue sports.
• If Stanford QB Andrew Luck gets dinged up this fall, he’s still getting PAID.
• Atlanta DE prospect Lorenzo Mauldin accepted an offer to play for South Carolina. And then the day before Signing Day, the school told him, “Not so much.” SEC Football!!!!!
• Texas coach Mack Brown closed spring practice to observers. Prediction: QB Garrett Gilbert will somehow still throw it to the wrong color jersey at some point.
• CBS’s Bryan Fischer kicked it with new Miami coach Al Golden. God, my descriptions are so hip.
• USC hired a new WR coach. His name is Ted Gilmore and here to say … he hopes QB Matt Barkley stops staring down his new receivers so much.
• New Texas OC Bryan Harsin had an offer for more years and more money from Les Miles to perform the same job at LSU. Unfortunately, it required coaching at LSU.
• ASU QB Steven Threet is stepping away from football due to suffering multiple concussions. Smart dude.
• California Golden Blogs created a formula called QB Score as a new way of measuring passing efficiency, which concentrates on generating yards against not generating turnovers. I don’t fully understand it, but Cal QB Brock Mansion is well into the negatives, so it feels right.
• SI.com’s Andy Staples reveals his all two-star team. I assume a jar of BBQ sauce or a rib bib gets shipped to each member in their goody bag.
• ESPN’s Andrea Adelson previews the springs for some notable non-AQ teams.
• ESPN’s Brian Bennett does the same for Notre Dame.
• Yahoo!!!!!!’s Dr. Saturday profiles Baylor’s “Mr Indispensible,” QB Robert Griffin.
• Wonderful Terrific Monds II is officially a Buffalo Bull. Awesome?
• The Wiz has the complete list of NFL Combine odds. Of course he does.
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Today’s Video of the Day is an exploration into the habitat of the Wyoming offensive lineman.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBv3g15mGU
Enjoy your Friday.