The Verbies
The Verbies is an annual awards show conducted by The Solid Verbal, honoring excellence (or lack thereof) in and around the world of college football. Nominees are submitted by Ty and Dan, as well the Verballing community. Winners are selected, in part, by a popular vote on SolidVerbal.com.
NOMINATE A NEW VERBIES CATEGORY
PREVIOUS RESULTS:
- 2010 Results (winners underlined)
- Not Coach of the Year
- Mack Brown (Texas)
- Urban Meyer (Florida)
- Bo Pelini (Nebraska)
- Lane Kiffin (USC)
- Butch Jones (Cincinnati)
- TV Personality of the Year
- Chris Fowler
- Lou Holtz
- Brent Musburger
- Ron Franklin
- Tom Rinaldi
- Crime of the Year
- Tyler Thomas gets drunk, naked, into a 3-point stance, and charges a cop before getting tased.
- Chris Rainey’s “Time to die” text message
- Derrell Johnson-Koulianos’ drug house
- Cecil Newton’s pay-for-play scandal
- Jeremiah Masoli stealing laptops
- Best New Uniform Addition
- TCU’s helmet rose
- Virginia Tech’s Tron/Vader Uniforms
- Oregon’s Neon Yellow Socks
- Name of the Year
- God’s Power Offor
- Barkevious Mingo
- Phyre Quickly Burns
- X’Zavier Bloodsaw
- Wave Ryder
- Coaching Carousel Guest of the Year
- Al Golden
- Bill Stewart
- Paul Rhoads
- Jimbo Fisher
- Kyle Whittingham
- Houston Nutt
- Tom O’Brien
- Doug Marrone
- Clemson of the Year
- Jake Locker
- Clemson
- Texas
- North Carolina
- Florida
- Iowa
- Twitter Feed of the Year
- Will Hill
- Terrelle Pryor
- Marvin Austin
- Tate Forcier
- Kentrell Lockett
- Host Moment of the Year
- Ty: “Speaking of pedophiles…”
- Ty’s mom suddenly interrupts broadcast
- Ty: “Texas is Texas…”
- Dan: “OWWWWLLLLLSSSSSS!”
- Dan defending himself against Idaho fans
- Dan scolding himself for overuse of “obviously”
- Guest of the Year
- Spencer Hall (EDSBS)
- Chris Brown (Smart Football)
- Clay Travis (Fanhouse)
- Stewart Mandel (SI.com)
- Andy Staples (SI.com)
- Brandon Huffman (Scout.com)
- Jed Williams (ACCSports.com)
- Ted Miller (ESPN)
- Verballer of the Year
- Chris the Capper
- Jeremy (SLC Punk)
- Travis in Texas
- Jake from NorCal
- Sam from the Prolate-Spheroid Blog
- Idea Man Brian
- Keeerrrttt
- Gentle Ben
- Not Coach of the Year
- 2009 Results (winners underlined)
- Not Coach of the Year
- Charlie Weis (Notre Dame)
- Mark Mangino (Kansas)
- Ron Zook (Illinois)
- Al Groh (Virginia)
- Online College Football Fan of the Year
- Arkansas Fan
- Oklahoma Fan
- Alabama Fan
- Florida Prognosticator
- Peter Loshack
- TV Personality of the Year
- Gary Danielson
- Chris Fowler
- Bob Griese
- Brent Musburger
- Lou Holtz
- Crime of the Year
- Ndamukong Suh crashing his car
- Sergio Kindle texting while driving
- Michigan State players rampaging a dorm
- Tennessee players robbing gas station patrons
- Washington State player getting drunk, passing out next to police station
- “Clemson” of the Year
- Ole Miss
- Cal
- Oklahoma State
- Clemson
- Best Black Alternative Uniform for a Team Whose Uniforms Are Not Traditionally Black
- Georgia
- Tennessee
- Oklahoma State
- Moral Victory of the Year
- Tennessee losing by only 10 points to Florida
- Texas A&M nearly beating Texas
- Notre Dame losing by only 7 points against USC
- Iowa taking Ohio State to OT with a backup quarterback
- Fake Inbox Sponsor of the Year
- KoGi Barbecue
- Wegmans
- Sweet Baby Ray’s
- “10 Months Means You Must Really Like Her”
- Guest of the Year
- Spencer Hall (EDSBS.com)
- Jed Williams (ACCSports.com)
- Stewart Mandel (SI.com)
- Andy Staples (SI.com)
- Russ Kiniry (EA Sports)
- Clay Travis (AOL Fanhouse)
- Phil Steele (PhilSteele.com)
- “Friend of the Show” of the Year
- East Coast Elliott
- West Coast Kevin
- Camera Guy Dave
- “TysMan” of the Year
- Colt McCoy (Texas)
- C.J. Spiller (Clemson)
- Ndamukong Suh (Nebraska)
- Tim Tebow (Florida)
- Mark Ingram (Alabama)
- Toby Gerhart (Stanford)
- Name of the Year
- YourHighness Morgan
- God’s Power Offor
- Munchie Legeaux
- Mister Jones
- Ty Hildenbrandt Revelation of the Year
- Doesn’t like avacados
- Can’t beat Dan at NCAA ’09
- 14-inches is in his “wheelhouse”
- Only ate potatoes in Mexico
- Was wanted in connection with a fire in Ann Arbor, MI
- Dan Rubenstein Moment of the Year
- Spotted by “Paparazzi Bryan” while out running
- Called out by Omaha radio station for saying “Nam-day-kong” Suh
- Contested Phil Steele’s assertions about Oregon’s place in the Pac-10
- Threw like a girl in the Solid Verbal Football Toss
- Show of the Year
- Mystery Guest Host (with Spencer Hall)
- Everything Show (with Phil Steele)
- Big Ten Show (with Brian Cook)
- Texas Show (with Chip Brown)
- NCAA ’09 Show (with Russ Kiniry)
- X’s and O’s (with Chris Brown)
- ACC Machine (with Jed Williams)
- Not Coach of the Year
