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Click Chorus: June 1, 2011

June 1, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by somebody named Blake Lively, who apparently is now a fake naked person who may or may not coincidentally have a movie coming out soon. Crazy how that works. ***** • The SEC spring meetings began and oversigning was the topic du jour. • Kansas DC Carl Torbush decided [...]

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Click Chorus: May 26, 2011

May 26, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by UC Riverside alum and Hangover Part 2 actress Jamie Chung. Chung is attractive and UCR is known has the Highlanders and their bear mascot has a half blue face to honor William Wallace. No part of that sentence was invented in any way. ***** • Former Ohio State [...]

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Click Chorus: May 25, 2011

May 25, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by late West Virginia alumnus Don Knotts, who despite his allegiance to the Mountaineers, would’ve probably sided with Johnny Law re: Dana Holgorsen. ***** • West Virginia OC Dana Holgorsen was allegedly escorted from the premises of a casino. Allegedly. • SEC commissioner Mike Slive is proposing anti-oversigning legislation. [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 26, 2011

April 26, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by ESPN’s most famous community college attendee/draft analyst, Mel Kiper Jr. I can’t pinpoint exactly what he does well or accurately, but he certainly, well, exists. ***** • The Fiesta Bowl‘s eligibility is being reviewed by an 11 member NCAA panel. Nine of those members went on a Fiesta [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 15, 2011

April 15, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Danny Pudi, whose Abed “character” admirably (and scientifically) calculated who was indeed the boss on “Who’s the Boss on last night’s Community. Play on, player. Play on. ***** • The Pac-12 is having discussions with Fox, ESPN, NBC/Comcast, and Turner, with a figure of $2.3 buh-buh-billion dollars being [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 14, 2011

April 14, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Kate Upton because, damnit, she Dougies for Arash Markazi. And appears on Jimmy Traina’s podcast. And looks like Kate Upton. ***** • Former Auburn OL Chaz Ramsey, who was interviewed on the HBO special about money and NCAA athletes, will speak to the NCAA about his allegations of [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 6, 2011

April 6, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Michigan alum Rich Eisen, who, if the NFL lockout continues, could find himself with a lot of time to enjoy Michigan Stadium’s new video board. ***** • Iowa DB Willie Lowe, one of the Hawkeye players who suffered from rhabdomyolysis, asked for his release from the program. • [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 5, 2011

April 5, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Cal pole vaulter Allison Stokke, who I can only imagine is beyond excited to listen to our brand spankin’ new Jeff Tedford interview. ***** • CBS’s Tony Barnhart is sick and GOT-DANG tired of all the messes off the field in college football and proposes five simple steps [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 1, 2011

April 1, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Harvard alum Rivers Cuomo. I’ve never said this until now, but a pretty significant part of me wants to destroy his sweater. Whew, that felt right. ***** • Pac-12 TV rights hit the open market today. Here’s a rundown of the favorites to land conference media rights. I’m [...]

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Click Chorus: Mar. 30, 2011

March 30, 2011

Today’s Chorus is (again) brought to you by Tommy Lee, brief Nebraska drummer, and longtime strip club enthusiast. Who would’ve thought that yesterday would’ve brought the Fiesta Bowl CEO and Lee one step closer? ***** • Fiesta Bowl CEO John Junker was fired for being laughably corrupt — using bowl funds to, among other things, [...]

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