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Click Chorus: Aug 4, 2011

August 4, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Daniel Tosh, UCF graduate, and possible Knight-Knight fan. Doing O’Leary proud! ***** • Top HS QB prospect Jameis Winston picked Florida State yesterday, though he’s expected to also be taken high in next year’s baseball draft. Wouldn’t wish his problems on my worst enemy. (video) • The Humanitarian [...]

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Click Chorus: July 28, 2011

July 28, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Brooklyn Decker, anonymous North Carolina fan and actress(ish) in a new movie called Battleship. Based on Battleship the board game. I blame everyone but her for how horrible it’ll be. ***** • Butch Davis is out at North Carolina. Not totally unexpected, but the timing is such that [...]

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Click Chorus: July 18, 2011

July 18, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Miami attendee and Curb You Enthusiasm mainstay Jeff Garlin. Here’s to hoping that, at one point, Garlin yelled out, “IT’S ALL ABOUT DA U!” ***** • Former Georgia coach Jim Donnan is accused of profiting off of a Ponzi scheme. I, I, I just have nothing. • CBS’s [...]

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Click Chorus: June 16, 2011

June 16, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by former Boy Meets World actress Danielle Fishel. She apparently hosted some show thereafter. The important thing to remember here is that we went to the same high school. And our high school is terrible at football. ***** • Oregon All-American CB/PR Cliff Harris has been suspended indefinitely in [...]

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Click Chorus: May 17, 2011

May 17, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you once again by NC State alumnus Zach Galafianakis, star of Between Two Ferns and other things that may come out soon. ***** • Ole Miss dismissed DE Delvin Jones and LB Clarence Jackson after they were arrested for public drunkenness. It was not the first trouble either had been in. [...]

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Click Chorus: May 16, 2011

May 16, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by UC Santa Cruz alum and star of the weekend’s #2 movie, Bridesmaids. This marks the first time that a Banana Slug starred in any weekend’s #2 movie. Ok, I’m just guessing here. ***** • Ohio State and coach Jim Tressel have hired a law firm made up of [...]

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Click Chorus: May 12, 2011

May 12, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Adam “Pac-Man” Jones, West Virginia attendee and noted rainmaker. Former Fiesta Bowl CEO John Junker is seething with jealousy. ***** • The Fiesta Bowl was fined ONE MILLION DOLLARS for their minor corruption snafus, but will stay in the BCS. That’s a lot of complimentary 2015 tortilla chips [...]

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Click Chorus: May 10, 2011

May 10, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by the newly single Arnold Schwarzenegger, a University of Wisconsin-Superior correspondence graduate and lover of all things derriere. ***** • After receiving an extension, Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald will be continuing his reign of efficient spread passing terror through at least 2020. TERROR. • Georgia RB Washaun Ealey will [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 14, 2011

April 14, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Kate Upton because, damnit, she Dougies for Arash Markazi. And appears on Jimmy Traina’s podcast. And looks like Kate Upton. ***** • Former Auburn OL Chaz Ramsey, who was interviewed on the HBO special about money and NCAA athletes, will speak to the NCAA about his allegations of [...]

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Click Chorus: Apr. 8, 2011

April 8, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Reese Witherspoon, one time Stanford student. Perhaps she was bummed that we had Jeff Tedford on and had a glorious time talking Cal football. It’s fine, Reese, we know where your heart really is. ***** • Michigan State OT Arthur Ray is again practicing after the 2007 removal [...]

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