Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Ole Miss, the school that maybe (kind of) gave The Solid Verbal’s favorite rebel a shot to be their mascot. Even though things aren’t looking so good (right now) for the admiral, remember, it could always just be a trap.

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• Boise State beat Virginia Tech in DC. Which apparently, in college football logic, is reason enough to focus on why they’re not good and not deserving of anything substantial. **Yawn**

• Say what you will, but I liked the uniforms last night, most notable, Virginia Tech‘s helmets. The matte black was filthy. In a good way.

• Reggie Bush will be stripped of his Heisman. Whatever, that Impala was totally worth it – did you see those rims? SICK!

• Maryland beat Navy 17-14 in Baltimore yesterday, with the play of the game being Maryland LB Adrian Moten’s leaping over the offensive line to cause a Ricky Dobbs fumble. It was done in a way that’s been called, “Something average atheletes would never even think about doing themselves ever.”

• Cincinnati WR and former USC transfer Vidal “VH7″ Hazelton tore his ACL during the Bearcats’ game at Fresno State. Fortunately, given the horrible injury, he will be able to apply for a medical redshirt since it happened so early in the season. Also, I have opposite starting WR Armon Binns in the Solid Verbal fantasy league, so I’m sure he’s at least pumped about that.

• As mentioned above, Admiral Ackbar, for all intents and purposes, has been put to rest as an Ole Miss mascot possibility via an excellent ESPN commercial.

• Alabama and DE Marcel Dareus will not appeal the NCAA’s two-game suspension ruling. Don’t worry, Robert Bolden, it’ll just be some other future ineligible defensive lineman who turns your ribcage into Cream of Nittany.

• CNBC’s Darren Rovell reports on the replica jerseys being printed by schools, and which active players happen to have the same numbers as the ones that happen to be for sale. Also, Florida is still printing Tim Tebow, er #15 jerseys, though there is no longer a #15 on the team.

• ESPN’s Erin Andrews is thrilled to be hosting the first hour of College Football Gameday (Saturdays, ESPNU, 9 AM ET), or as it’s called on the west coast, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ/Pillow Drool/Stagger to Pee time. I’m sure she does a fine job with the SEC/Big 10/Big 12 news and features, it just doesn’t seem fair that, out here, we get this guy.

Today’s Video of the Day is of comedian (and reportedly new SNL cast member) Jay Pharoah doing a dead-on Denzel Washington and Will Smith. I can’t imagine that these two impressions will make SNL funny, but it’s certainly more entertaining than the status quo.

Enjoy your Tuesday.

Ty and Dan mix it up on the final Thursday before the start of the 2010 season by talking about NBC’s Notre Dame coverage, the increasing turmoil in Chapel Hill and the stigma of team logo tattoos.  Plus, your voice messages, emails, and info on how to order the t-shirt!

Ty and Dan welcome Chip Brown from OrangeBloods.com back to the show to discuss Dan Beebe’s mysterious money source, the threat of Baylor, the ballad of Dan Hawkins, the Garrett Gilbert era, and a Cover-3 far more formidable than any defense.

Ty and Dan talk with Teddy Greenstein of the Chicago Tribune about his frenetic week of expansion reporting, the Big Ten’s ultimate decision to add Nebraska, the future divisions of the conference, and the timeless “stine” vs. “steen” debate.

Ty and Dan dive into an overflowing inbox and discuss 7-on-7 football, why Mitch Mustain should transfer, and the approximate number of 15-year olds a grown man could simultaneously defeat before being overwhelmed and crushed.

Ty and Dan sift through a massive amount of listener feedback, delving into Tommy Tuberville’s comments on the Big 12, team affiliations, fantasy college football, and, of course, Russian spies.  Plus, with only two months until college football kicks off… it’s officially the preseason!

Ty and Dan grasp for college football news with feverish conference expansion talk seemingly in the past.  E-mails, voice messages and piling on Lane Kiffin.

Ty and Dan mull over Utah’s move to the Pac-12, Boise’s jump to the Mountain West, and the real winners and losers of conference realignment.  Plus, e-mails, voice messages and another round of “Where in the World is Dan Beebe’s Money?”

Ty and Dan talk with Spencer Hall about the Big 12′s slow death, Dan Beebe’s pyramid scheme, Texas A&M’s culture, Larry Scott’s clever maneuvering, and why Univision should broadcast everything, including college football.

Ty and Dan mull over the latest rumors of the Pac-10 eating the Big 12 and dive into overflowing voice and e-mail inboxes.

Ty and Dan welcome back Sports Illustrated’s Stewart Mandel to discuss the post-Tebow SEC, the crazy ACC Coastal Division, the quarterbacks of the Big East, the Lost finale, and the next step for The Mandel Initiative.

Ty and Dan laugh off the notion of “vacating” USC’s wins, answer more questions about expansion, discuss the value of game film and rehash the glory days of graphing calculators.

Ty and Dan plow through a lively inbox filled with questions about the Nebraska Cornhuskers, sports alternatives to offseason monotony, and podcast sponsorships.

Ty and Dan get SI.com’s Andy Staples to explain all the angles of potential conference expansion, including Notre Dame’s chances of joining the Big Ten, the possible counter-moves by the SEC and Pac-10, and the reasons why the Big 12 and Big East should be fearful.  Plus, a breaking news update on God’s Power Offor.

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Ty and Dan dig deep into the currently unsponsored inbox to discuss (more) conference expansion possibilities, the chances of Alabama losing a game and bizarre coaching superpowers.  Plus, a hodgepodge of headlines from the last week in college football.

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Ty and Dan switch roles on a freaky Friday and attack overflowing voicemail and e-mail inboxes.  Will we see a shift away from the spread offense?  Which coaches rock the visor on gameday?  And what is the next frontier for players wanting to display area codes or biblical verses?

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Ty and Dan take a closer look at the Big 12 conference and talk about Texas A&M as a potential sleeper, Oklahoma as an offensive juggernaut, Nebraska as a legitimate contender, and much much more.  Plus, news of a Friday special edition episode for your listening pleasure.

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Ty and Dan talk with Iowa State football coach Paul Rhoads about momentous victories, the Big 12 conference, recruiting to a smaller program and YouTube stardom.

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Ty and Dan briefly discuss Oregon’s last turmoil and Admiral Ackbar before delving into a wide array of listener voice messages and e-mails.

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Ty and Dan welcome in Brandon Vogel from the Big Red Network to discuss Nebraska’s resurgence under Bo Pelini, the rumors of potential interest in the Big Ten, and a long overdue apology.  Or not.

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