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Click Chorus: Sept 19, 2011

September 19, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Baldwin-Wallace graduate Jim Tressel. I miss that guy. ***** • The ACC is adding Syracuse and Pitt. I’m told this is an exciting development. • Star Tennessee WR Justin Hunter is out for the year with a torn ACL. No good. • ESPN‘s bloggers have power rankings. When [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 16, 2011

September 16, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Oregon attendee and Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Kaitlin Olson. Welcome back to teevee, horrible people. ***** • LSU squashed Mississippi State under their thumb last night. Not pretty. • Minnesota coach Jerry Kill is out of the hospital and ready for action (maybe). • ESPN’s David Ubben [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 15, 2011

September 15, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Macalester College (go Scots!) alum and Friday Night Lights co-creator Peter Berg. Here’s to hoping he goes home with some hardware Sunday night. ***** • Minnesota coach Jerry Kill is still in the hospital. Here’s to hoping he comes out soon and does so bigger, stronger, faster, etc. [...]

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Click Chorus: September 14, 2011

September 14, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Scarlett Johansson, who, besides being everywhere on the Internet today, should just be here every once in awhile to restore Chorus order. **** • The Columbus Dispatch has new details regarding Ohio State booster tomfoolery. • CBS’s Brett McMurphy has new coach report cards atop bowl projections and [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 12, 2011

September 12, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Clinton High School attendee Tracy Morgan. Yep. ***** • Minnesota coach Jerry Kill is resting and in stable condition after suffering a seizure on the sideline Saturday. Get better immediately. • Fox Sports sort of hates college football and its traditions. In a conflict of interest-y type way, [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 8, 2011

September 8, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy, alumnus of the road, that’s what. Also he sings Black Eyed Peas songs way better than anyone else. ***** • CBS’s Dennis Dodd says Texas overplayed its hand with the Longhorn Network. Dennis Dodd would be correct. • Louisville will see your two-headed QB monster [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 7, 2011

September 7, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Christine Taylor, Allentown PA native. She’s also, by my count, the only person to ever appear in “Hey Dude,” “Zoolander,” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Amazing. ***** • Texas A&M is going to the SEC, just as long as the Big 12 doesn’t get too lawsuit-happy (which they probably [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 6, 2011

September 6, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by NYU graduate and Lost executive producer Damon Lindelof. This mention is to serve as a reminder that I still hold a grudge. ***** • CBS’s Bryan Fischer has a week one wrap. Get your knowledge on. • SB Nation’s Bill Connelly has week one number dissection. Get some [...]

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Click Chorus: Sept 2, 2011

September 2, 2011

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Oregon alumnus and sometime entrepreneur Phil Knight. Felt right. ***** • Mississippi State rolled Memphis. Pretty numbers can be found next to the names of Bulldog QB Chris Relf and RB Vic Ballard. • Wisconsin QB Russell Wilson and the Badgers had a fun Thursday night in Madison. [...]

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The Proverbs: Week One

September 1, 2011

Just so we’re clear, let’s recap the reasons why the 2011 college football season can’t get here soon enough: USC, Michigan, and Lindsay Lohan are all suddenly more stable than Ohio State. Paul Wulff has outlived Butch Davis. The total number of offseason Ponzi schemes and Jacory Harris penguin references is up to three. Mack [...]

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