Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Vassar attendee Anthony Bourdain. If you haven’t seen this week’s No Reservations in Cajun country, you must hate food. Or have other, more interesting things to do with your time.
• Texas A&M will apply to leave the Big 12. Hurray.
• CBS’s Dennis Dodd likes Oklahoma as a wire-to-wire #1 team. Or he just needed to write a column.
• Eight Miami players have been suspended for the season opener at Maryland. Guess Jacory Harris‘s confidence will have to wait another week.
• Oklahoma State is down two players for their opener Saturday. They’ll be fine.
• Joe Bauserman is your new Ohio State starting QB. It’s the sort of news that makes you gently nod your head and quietly say, “That’s reasonable” to yourself.
• SmartFootball’s Chris Brown breaks down the “inverted veer/dash read.” You may have seen it run by such undefeated teams as TCU and Auburn. Good enough.
• ESPN has “Sweet Beginnings,” which is either a series of profiles about new players and coaches, or an uncomfortable foray into graphic stories of passion.
• UCLA will play two QBs against Houston. It’s just what they do.
• Wondering about B1G Leaders? Wonder no more.
• Ditto Legends.
• SI.com’s Andy Staples talks Jarrett Lee.
• SI.com’s Stewart Mandel works overtime.
Today’s Video of the Day is John Kransinski and Alec Baldwin and their tomfoolery. Worth it for 9-1-2.
Enjoy your Wednesday.
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