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February 2011

Wisconsin @ Iowa, A Nature Film

The 2010 Wisconsin/Iowa game, as seen through the lens of nature.

Click Chorus: Feb. 28, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Maryland alum Jim Henson, the late creator of the Muppets. I don't doubt for a second that he'd like the Terps' new uniforms. ***** • CBS's Dennis Dodd looks at the BCS's tax-exempt status. Crap, The Solid Verbal may be next. • Iowa WR Marvin McNutt will miss [...]

Click Chorus: Feb. 25, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you, once again, by Natalie Portman. I'm told she'll pregnantly win an Oscar on Sunday. I can't imagine that there's any other reason to watch in earnest. ***** • SI.com's Stewart Mandel fires a shot across the bow at Tennessee AD Mike Hamilton, the man responsible for hiring coaches accusing of [...]

Anybody’s Guest (2/24)

With Dan feeling under the weather, Ty talks with Uncle Joe Colarusso about the BCS, Cam Newton and NFL combines, and then plows through the inbox with East Coast Elliott, who introduces a strange name game, disses Charlie Weis, and seals his deal for a trip to hell with talk of his Dead League.

Click Chorus: Feb. 22, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Ronnie from Jersey Shore. I assume he's pro Monmouth in the budding QB mixtape feud. ***** • Texas Tech coach Tommy Tuberville received a raise of $500,000 -- an upsetting detail to the school's faculty members, who recently were forced to take pay cuts. And agree to comb [...]

Mack Attack (2/21)

Ty and Dan talk with Kirk Bohls from the Austin American-Statesman about Mack Brown's struggles in 2010, the overhaul of the Texas coaching staff, and the impact of losing a BCS Championship game.

Click Chorus: Feb. 18, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Sterling Mallory Archer. I know not of his formal education, I just know that he gave me the line "…like the Pelé of anal" and that's more than enough. ***** • An arrest was made after it was confirmed that somebody had poisoned the soil at Toomer's Corner, [...]

Al from Dadeville (2/17)

Ty and Dan examine the strange case of "Al from Dadeville," the ballad of Rick Neuheisel, and the various assistant coaching hires around the country.  Plus, listener messages.

Roll Tide: The Toomer’s Corner Remix

A great commercial, now remixed with that special Al from Dadeville touch. Roll damn Tide!! REEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!

Click Chorus: Feb. 16, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by SI Swimsuit model, Mrs. Dan Rubenstein. Or Kate Upton. I um, er, uh, I just, I. Oh bother. Let's just assume she's interested in college football, ok? ***** • UCLA hired a defensive coordinator. It's former USF and Cincinnati DC Joe Tresey, who just happened to be coaching [...]

Director’s Commentary: Alabama/LSU

Not too many people know this, but college football is heavily scripted, and I've been involved in the process for quite some time. I did a commentary for the Alabama/LSU episode I directed this past season. Enjoy!

Peachy Paterno (2/14)

Ty and Dan talk with David Jones from The Patriot-News about Penn State's quarterback quandary, the overall direction of the program, expectations moving forward, and the possibility that Joe Paterno could be still be coaching in 2012(!)  Plus, Ty's completely gratuitous theory for getting a new basketball coach in State College .

Click Chorus: Feb. 14, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by South Carolina native Vanna White. I can't imagine she's happy after Jadeveon Clowney chose the Gamecocks over her own Atlanta Institute of Fashion. Also, White is only the sixth Chorus sponsor to have both "lesbian affair" and knitting" in the same Wikipedia "Personal Life" section. ***** • Prized [...]

Click Chorus: Feb. 11, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Brooklyn Decker, whose husband is a Nebraska fan. The B1G Ten just got an attractiveness boost! ***** • The NCAA Rules Committee is recommending new rules. You know now that I think about it, I was having a little too much time watching college football. • EDSBS's Spencer [...]

Murph’s Turph (2/10)

Ty and Dan talk with Brian Murphy from The Idaho Statesman about Boise State's "Cinderella" card, Chris Petersen's dream job, the impact of facilities, and the 2011 season.

Click Chorus: Feb. 10, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Miami resident Anna Kournikova, who I assume will never be the same now that Tate Forcier is headed to her adopted hometown. ***** • Tate Forcier decided to take his talents to South Beach after he claims Michigan AD Dave Brandon wouldn't meet with him (though Brandon tried [...]

Click Chorus: Feb. 9, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Jennifer Aniston. She didn't go to college, but she did appear on NC State alum Zach Galifianakis's talk show. That's good enough. ***** • CBS Sports's Dennis Dodd wonders why the ACC can put so many players in the NFL but can't win BCS games. He also frames [...]

Click Chorus: Feb. 8, 2011

Today's Chorus is brought to you by Cameron Diaz, everyone's new favorite popcorn dispenser. Diaz did not attend an institution of higher learning. I see nothing wrong with this. ***** • Tennessee S Janzen Jackson "withdrew" from school to address personal issues. Vols coach Derek Dooley appears to expect him to be back at some [...]

The Deep South (2/7)

Ty and Dan are joined by Andy Staples to discuss recruiting wars in the SEC, the re-emergence of Florida State, and God's Power Offor's other profession.  Plus, a full boat of Verballer e-mails from the last few weeks.

Afternoon Timekiller

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3laPfNDJo Need to waste twenty minutes? How about four hours? Can I interest you in snap-to-snap edits of multiple 2010 games? There's a YouTube channel for that. Don't pretend like you don't want to relive Gregg Robinson's Greatest Hits. Afternoon work ethic is overrated, anyway.