Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Dana Leong, the official electro-jazz cellist of the Solid Verbal. As you can tell, things became uncomfortable at the US Open when Leong was brought to near completion after a particularly uncomfortable electro-jazz moment on his cello. ***** Before getting into the links, make sure you’ve clicked the [...]

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by State College, PA. They don’t have a QB, but they do have a place called “The Creamery,” and a school that’s no fun at all to drive to from anywhere on Earth. ***** • Mack Brown is in support of the Heisman Trust awarding a retroactive Heisman to [...]

Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Zach Galifianakis, proud North Carolina resident. He allegedly has nothing to do with UNC’s NCAA issues. Allegedly. ***** • North Carolina, on top of its current NCAA investigation, has reported itself for committing possible academic infractions, or as it’s more commonly known, running a college football program. The second [...]

by: Dan Rubenstein Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Richie and The Fonz, who are a little bit miffed about Wisconsin not playing Iowa every year for The Heartland Trophy. Also, they’re fictional, and therefore, their opinion doesn’t matter. ***** • Wisconsin AD Barry Alvarez comfirmed that the Badgers and Iowa will be in [...]